I was aware of the Kamchatka indigenous Itelmen people's fall festival of Alkhalalalai, a sort of thanksgiving festival, and I had been encourged to attend it, but I only just now found out what the name means. 

"We want women with big breasts."

Apparently, the traditional response by the women, after the men shout "Alkhalalalai":

"We want men with nice moustaches."

(Nietzsche would have been very popular among the women on Kamchatka.)

(Now THERE'S an Itelmen moustache to tell your girlfriends about!  Image from a Kamchatka travel company.)